This so-called game is an unfunny joke taken way too far. Listen, doing something crap deliberately doesn’t change the fact that it IS CRAP. Dodgy ragdoll physics and awkward controls are funny when they turn up by accident, but a game built around them needs wit and twists and intelligence. This has a goat.
Never mind the awful misogyny, the painful attempts at humour and the ludicrous ideal of manliness. The shooting in this game is atrocious. Played with a pad in hand, this is a dodgy shambles that can’t decide if it wants to be an FPS or a lightgun game. Put the Kinect on, and you’ll want to buy an actual gun to put the poor camera out of its misery.
Assassin’s Creed: Bloody any of them
Look, they might have been alright once, but the Assassin’s Creed games have gone a bit rubbish. From Unity to Syndicate to Watch Dogs, they’re all the same game! You force yourself through a dull story and explore a much-too-big, samey map to find trinkets that don’t achieve a damn thing. Sigh.